Here's the Randomizer:
Instructions:
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
What do you even do??!!!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
But I have to get to the other part of the work site! Please move. Please?
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
We're gonna nail this photosynthesis project.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
I'm not particularly afraid.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
I'm still questioning why I'm with a half-bellsprout girl.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Okay, half bellsprout, half sandile. What drugs am I on?
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
I have poor dating habits. I need to get my life straight.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
He really does have a stalker face.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
THEN WHY AM I WITH A HALF BELLSPROUT HALF SANDILE? Somebody slap me.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
You greedy bastard.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Oh god I'm never sleeping again.
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
How do you fist?
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
Go ahead and take them. I'll be over there running away.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
It's not like they're rare or anything. Come on.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
I could do a lot worse.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
That is so fitting it's not even funny. Out of every single pokémon, I get you? Come on.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
I'll name you dog.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
No, it's fine! Please, I brushed already!!! Whyyyy?
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
I don't even know what you are.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
But I don't want to live in the moor of icirrus.
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
So YOU'RE to blame for my relationship problems.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
I AM PROTECTED FORM EVERYTHING!
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
But hands. How do you hands.
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
Okay, maybe not protected from everything.
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
Please... hel me..., metapod.
*Metapod used harden!*
Wha...? Tha's no help...
*Metapod used harden!*
You're... an ass, ...Metapod.*
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
I am so pathetic.
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
Awww. You can have 'em. Except that I don't have any.
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
How do I know it's not a different one every time??!!!
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
Best. Gaming. Buddy. Ever.
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people: YUS!!!! AH GAHT A GYARADOS!!!
YUS!!!! AH GAHT A GYARADOS!!!
Alright then! I tag one person: